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One Sentence Reviews: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Surprisingly competent for a movie written, directed, and produced by monkeys. 

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Happy 4th of July everybody. 

what………

What………..

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I haven’t watched or paid attention to anything relating to Dragonball Z in years but….. this is making me kind of want to look into it again. 

Or at least finish watching the rest of the abridged series. :D

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*passes out from listening to this too much.*

One Sentence Reviews: Maleficent 

*See above video*

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One Sentence Reviews: Edge of Tomorrow

TIME PARADOX!

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Why can’t I stop listening to this? 

For the new trailer that was released today….

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!

One Sentence Reviews: X-Men: Days of Future Past

You ever get the feeling that we missed a way better movie? 

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